My grandkids always asking for something I ain’t got!! They asking for a snow man for Christmas, there’s no snow in Los Angeles ????????????Quit asking for stuff I have to bring in!
A dude asked me for an autograph in the bathroom once and a picture. Then he wanted to shake my hand. BRUH. ????????????
You can’t get where God is trying to take you because you trying to take everybody else with you.
My Daddy told me “everybody that come with you, can’t go with you.” If you are hanging out with people that’s holding you back, you need to shed the dead weight. You can’t keep dragging people around with you.
I have a set of twins, my daughters graduated from Ohio State. I’ll tell you how cheap I was… I went to the school and asked for a discount ????Can I get 15% off? I’m bringing two kids ????????The school said no, I flipped a coin and told my daughters… heads, you go… tales you go.. They start crying talking about I thought we were going to school together. I SAID YOU IDENTICAL TWINS, you go to class one day… you go the next ????????????I can’t do it!
***SPOTLIGHT WINNERS***
Thank you to all who participated in the Steve Harvey Stand Up Spotlight Competition. There were so many great comedians. It blew me away.
To the Grand Prize winner, Ken Miller — Congratulations! I’m looking forward to meeting you, man.
The People’s Choice Award winner joined the competition from Zimbabwe. Congratulations, Long John. You were funny and you have great stage presence. Keep it up, champ.
I didn’t want my grandkids to call me papa, I wanted them to call me BIG PIMPN’ ????????????
“Am I hurting my chances in the dating game by not giving anyone a chance?” When you was writing the question… Did you read it back to yourself? ????????????Did you not answer the question while you were writing the question ????????????
Am I hosting Miss Universe again? What’s my routine before performing? What’s my go-to drink?
By Dr. Roni DeLuz ND, RN, PH. D Have you […]
You are the captain, the master, the foreman, the general, you’re the head. Don’t give away your power to anyone, especially the devil. Do not let Satan get in your head and function because he has one mission and that’s to keep you off course and to make you think that nothing is possible… that God doesn’t hear you. You need to listen to this, stay on course.
The Steve & Marjorie Harvey Foundation partnered with Coach Stormy to donate $75,000 to help rebuild the Grand Bahama Children’s Home after the destruction of Hurricane Dorian!
Sheila Johnson-Smith has been a pillar of the community for 42 years, providing a safe place for the orphaned boys and girls of Freeport, Bahamas at the https://www.gbchildrenshome.com.
On September 1, 2019, Sheila and her team were tested when the Children’s Home was ravaged by Hurricane Dorian.
Under Gods covering, everyone made it to safety, but the building was decimated and the children lost everything.
We applaud Shelia for her leadership and dedication to children … for that reason, The Steve & Marjorie Harvey Foundation honored Shelia Johnson-Smith with the 2019 Harvey Hero Award!
We’re hopeful that the Grand Bahama Children’s Home will be rebuilt in time to help the children get #BackInTheirBeds by Christmas!
Want to help?
Visit TheHarveyFoundation.org/bahamas
I asked Joshua and Chaz to help me tell some of my life stories. This one is about my first kiss ????????????
I met Joshua at a Family Feud taping with his mom. During breaks, I take Rapid Fire questions from my audience. His mom asked me “What advice do you have for a SCAD graduate?” He probably expected me to say something like… work hard and network… but instead, I gave him an opportunity to work with my team after I found out that he studied animation. Joshua’s partner’s name is Chaz – check out the first episode. My first kiss!
Check out more of their work here: www.drawnoutjosh.com/ and here: chazbottoms.com. Hit me up in the comments and let me know what you think.
Remember when I had a flat top? Do I miss it? Well.. it would have a hole in it right now if I did ????????????
My favorite comics growing up?
Are my kids vegan? Well one of my grandsons was a vegan until I gave him some bacon ????????????
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