If you’re going laugh every day, you’re going to laugh at some stuff you ain’t supposed to. Let me give you an example if you are walking down the street and you see someone falling down the steps. You don’t know them, people, ????????if God turns your head and lets you see them fall down the steps… God wrote that joke for you ????????????gone and laugh!!
I used to box growing up, I’ve told my sons about it. My son Jason decided to take boxing lessons when he was bout 16. That was cool until he tried to show off in front of his girlfriend at the time. I’ve always told my sons, I’m the heavyweight champ of this house. Title shots are available 24/7. Whenever you think you can whoop me, let’s go. He tried it ????????????
An audience member thought it was a good idea to bring his wife to one of my tapings and ask me “how do I tell my wife that she’s not a good cook?” I told him he’s such a stupid husband ????????????
Am I good with tech? Waffles or pancakes? Has age made things more difficult for me?
Why am I not in the Hollywood Wax Museum? They don’t have enough wax for my lips ????????????They got no way to hold these lips on my head!!
I get Rapid Fire questions from my Family Feud audience during commercial breaks. I get some crazy questions, so they get some crazy answers ????????
“Work hard, and dress up, cause you ain’t cute,” my momma told me when I was 9, “baby, get out the mirror and stay out the mirror. We don’t have attractive men in the family. Now you’re going to be alright but not cute.”
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I get a lot of crazy questions during commercial breaks from my Family Feud audiences. Here are my top 10! ????????????Let me know what you think in the comments.
My brother gave me the smoothest advice on getting a girl. Here’s part 2. Let me know what you think in the comments.
Man, if you think what you see on TV is funny you should be behind-the-scenes ????????????This lady in the audience laughed so hard, she lifted up her wig, patted her forehead, and sat her wig back down ????????
Watch this Family Feud moment when a woman spent 22 minutes going back in forth with me over her answer “Nana” to the question “Name another word for mother.”
Would I shave for $10,000,000? Hell yeah ????????????right in front of you. I mean I ain’t gone be cute but for $10,000,000.
Would I rather go to the future or the past? Black people don’t like to go to the past. ????????????NEXT.
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