My daughter texts me WYD… I look at my phone, I’m like what is a whattie? ????????????I didn’t know what that was, all I could think about was all the money I spent on private school and my daughter can’t even spell ????????????I found out what it meant… What the hell you mean, what am I doing? I’M AT WORK ????????????Stop texting me in the middle of the day! I’m WORKING!!
Must-see moment! Andre gives a show-stopping answer in Fast Money! Can the Martin family recover to win that all-important $20,000? Find out!
We asked 100 married men… When your wife asks if you think her new girlfriend is pretty, what do you say?
Oh, we met like once and now he’s ripping off all my shows ????
Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing on my stage???
What in the ENTIRE HELL is going on here?
He really thinks he’s me ????????????
#repost Lou Young III aka Shleve Harvey aka #SteveHarvey Episode 3???????? “That Man Ain’t Ready For No Relation-SHIP‼️” ????????????
I keep telling my kids “STOP LEAVING YOUR KIDS OVER HERE” ????????One of my grandkids wanted to watch cartoons, I wanted to watch SportsCenter. You should’ve seen me trying to tell her that it was a commercial after watching highlights for 20 minutes ????????????I just be lying to them, my wife gets so mad.
The first time I met Richard Pryor he poked me in my ass with the butt end of a butter knife ????????????He said, “You just gonna stand your ass in my face?”
Why I don’t kiss contestants like Richard Dawson? Because they have new diseases now ????????????Yup, when Richard Dawson was hosting this show penicillin killed everything.
Check out these crazy Rapid Fire questions from my audience and my answers!
A lot of people ask how did I go from radio to TV. Well, radio almost didn’t happen ????????????and my man Cedric The Entertainer and I did ‘The Steve Harvey Show’ back in the ’90s together.
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