Somebody asked me if I can play Fortnite. I don’t even know what that is!!! Pac-Man, Gallagher, and Asteroids. That’s where it ends with me and games.
Catch me on the Nick Cannon show on Monday. Did you know that I played his dad in a hit movie? 😂
We’ll be chatting about my new show Judge Steve Harvey. Check your local listings for airtime. #judgesteveharvey
I’m giving out my suit game. Here’s my secret to flipping 5 suits into 75 suits! Get your ties from Hbysteveharvey. Shop my new collection here: hbysteveharvey.com/
If I could only have one fast food restaurant for the rest of my life? Oh, that’s easy Pizza Hut 🤣😂🤣 BUT DON’T start talking to me about gluten-free pizza or nothing else that’s gluten-free!!!!
“Dog, you let your wife handle your money?” YES!!! You have to understand that your wife is the Queen on the chessboard.
Who got giraffe money? I mean, who do you even call to buy a giraffe?
My wife Marjorie doesn’t think this is a good idea.
I told my kids my wife Marjorie and I are going to spend 85% of our money. So when it comes to the reading of the will there will be no shocks.
Name the great comedians under 35 right now.
That one time I tried going undercover through the drive-thru at Chick-fil-A.