Remember when I had a flat top? Do I miss it? Well.. it would have a hole in it right now if I did ????????????
My favorite comics growing up?
Are my kids vegan? Well one of my grandsons was a vegan until I gave him some bacon ????????????
Must-see moment! Andre gives a show-stopping answer in Fast Money! Can the Martin family recover to win that all-important $20,000? Find out!
We asked 100 married men… When your wife asks if you think her new girlfriend is pretty, what do you say?
Oh, we met like once and now he’s ripping off all my shows ????
Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing on my stage???
What in the ENTIRE HELL is going on here?
Do I ever go to the store? Yeah, my favorite store is Super Walmart. I like to go around 2:00 AM when I think no one is in there ????????????Let me tell you what happened the last time ???????????? Do I believe in ghosts? Do I use castor oil on my mustache? Check out these crazy Rapid Fire questions and my answers!
What superhero would I be? I’d be a Black Panther ????????????At least I’m halfway there now! Might not be fast no more but I’ve been black 62 years ????????????
What’s the most difficult audience question I’ve had? A guy asked what’s the hardest thing about having money? Biggie Smalls had a song out that said “mo money mo problems.” It’s true because you really don’t get any training for it. You have a lot of problems when you have a lot of money… He said LET’S SWITCH ????????????
Do I visit fast-food restaurants? Sometimes I just want to be regular ????????????I just want to eat Carl’s Junior sometimes… I tried that one night and that didn’t go how I expected to go ????????????
It’s bad if your lover dumps you… It’s worse if they do WHAT right after they dump you???
Name something Colonel Sanders likes to put on his chicken and his lover…
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