My grandkids always asking for something I ain’t got!! They asking for a snow man for Christmas, there’s no snow in Los Angeles ????????????Quit asking for stuff I have to bring in!
A dude asked me for an autograph in the bathroom once and a picture. Then he wanted to shake my hand. BRUH. ????????????
Remember when I had a flat top? Do I miss it? Well.. it would have a hole in it right now if I did ????????????
My favorite comics growing up?
Are my kids vegan? Well one of my grandsons was a vegan until I gave him some bacon ????????????
I keep telling my kids “STOP LEAVING YOUR KIDS OVER HERE” ????????One of my grandkids wanted to watch cartoons, I wanted to watch SportsCenter. You should’ve seen me trying to tell her that it was a commercial after watching highlights for 20 minutes ????????????I just be lying to them, my wife gets so mad.
My wife told me to watch my mouth around the grandkids. I guess I should’ve listened to Marjorie ????????????My grandson Noah tried to repeat a cussword after hearing me on the phone but he left out a few letters ????????????
I tried to stop cussing at the beginning of the year, my teeth started hurting, I had headaches… man cussing ain’t for everybody, I respect that but there are just cuss appropriate moments!
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