Ladies get yourself a burner cell phone. If you’re dating, you need two phones. The guy you meet at the club, give him your burner number. When you find out he’s crazy, throw the whole phone away and buy another one. This saves you a lot trouble in the long run.
You better get ready for this one. Read my lips… get yourself an ugly man. You heard what I said. Get an ugly man or somebody that just looks “aight.” A cute man shouldn’t be part of the conversation. Trust me on this one.
I sent the couple to Harold and Belle’s in my new Rolls Royce with my driver Cliff. I called Cliff while they were on the way he said they were in the back turning on laptops, pushing buttons, face-timing everyone in their family and drinking up the scotch! Watch what happened on their date, this was funny.
Watch what happens next. I sent this couple to Harold and Belles in my new Rolls Royce with my driver Cliff. Don’t miss the 2nd part on Friday.
Watch this clip, I’ll explain my secret to a successful 90-minute comedy special. I think you’ll be surprised when you hear the business of comedy broken down by the numbers. It’s crazy.
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