“Steve Harvey for President.” I appreciate that but I’ve already told you I ain’t gonna pass the background check 😂🤣😁
By the time they start digging up my past… 😂🤣😁Ain’t no way in hell you are going to vote for me! If you pull my school transcripts we are going to have a problem, if you pull my credit score, we are going to have a problem. We got another problem, I’ve had 4 social security numbers 😂🤣😁
Yeah, I’d rather not run for president… it ain’t gone work out for me.
You should already know where this is going by the title 😂😁🤣 ‘My daughter’s first date.’ This guy is probably still scared of me and this was her junior prom 😂😁🤣Guess what I told him …
My wife told me to watch my mouth around the grandkids. I guess I should’ve listened to Marjorie 😂😁🤣My grandson Noah tried to repeat a cussword after hearing me on the phone but he left out a few letters 😂😁🤣
I tried to stop cussing at the beginning of the year, my teeth started hurting, I had headaches… man cussing ain’t for everybody, I respect that but there are just cuss appropriate moments!
How many of you remember the 10-way suit growing up?? 😂😁🤣You could reverse the vest, with the pants, and turn the jacket inside out. Man, I was sharp! Don’t act like I’m the only one who’s parents bought this reversible suit from Sears for their kids at Easter time. 😂😁🤣Well, I loved suits so much as a kid I stole one from a suit store. You know I couldn’t get this past, my parents. Watch what happens next.
When this made headlines, I couldn’t believe it. In high school, my graduating class was 695 people. I graduated 690. 😁😂🤣No one obviously took tests for me, my Momma didn’t have money for that!
Here’s the story of how I got the ‘Family Feud’ gig. It almost didn’t happen, this is a really funny story. It’s really obvious the way I ask and respond to the questions and treat the contestants on the show is completely opposite of the last host. The truth is I say is exactly what Y’all are thinking at the house. Someone gives a crazy answer, I call it out as crazy 🤣😁😂You know some of these responses are just too crazy “ain’t no way in hell” it’s on the board ❌❌❌🤣😁😁
Do you have any idea how much video gamers make??? Gamers are making over $1,000,000. I met Ninja Gamer over a year ago on #FamilyFeud. I asked him “what do you do?” I told him to stop playing video games and get a job…😂🤣I saw him again while hosting the NFL Honors and learned how much money he makes. You won’t believe how he makes this kind of money.
Fellas, be honest – If you aren’t attractive, let me know 😂😂🤣 I’m just saying, there are other qualities. Some of us are attractive and some of us are not. My wife tells me all the time that I’m handsome. BUT guess what? I HAVE A MIRROR!!! 😂😂🤣
I’ve looked in the mirror for 6 decades! I see these lips! This was one of the funniest behind the scenes moments.
Ever wonder how much money a man makes? Not really sure how to ask? 🤣😁😁I know there has been a time or two you’ve thought about this! You can find out by asking one simple question. “What do you do in your down time?” How a man answers this is going to tell you everything you need to know. This will help you determine if you should proceed with the next question or run! 🤣😁😁 Watch more #RollingWithSteveHarvey on SteveHarvey.com #comedy
During commercial breaks I take the most random questions and answer. This episode I answer questions about my favorite rappers, favorite person to work with, whether or not I play video games, where to meet a nice guy and whether or not I’d be a good contestant on the Family Feud!
