I have a set of twins, my daughters graduated from Ohio State. I’ll tell you how cheap I was… I went to the school and asked for a discount 😁Can I get 15% off? I’m bringing two kids 😆🤣The school said no, I flipped a coin and told my daughters… heads, you go… tales you go.. They start crying talking about I thought we were going to school together. I SAID YOU IDENTICAL TWINS, you go to class one day… you go the next 😁😆🤣I can’t do it!
I keep telling my kids “STOP LEAVING YOUR KIDS OVER HERE” 😁🤣One of my grandkids wanted to watch cartoons, I wanted to watch SportsCenter. You should’ve seen me trying to tell her that it was a commercial after watching highlights for 20 minutes 😁🤣😂I just be lying to them, my wife gets so mad.
A lot of people ask how did I go from radio to TV. Well, radio almost didn’t happen 😁😂🤣and my man Cedric The Entertainer and I did ‘The Steve Harvey Show’ back in the ’90s together.
We used to go to clubs and “slow dance.” In the hood, you could play 4 fast records in a row. If there was a 5th… we was at the DJ Booth like “my man it’s women up in here, we got to get close.”
We didn’t have cell phones back in the day 😁🤣😂This is how you got close to a girl. I couldn’t text her, you wasn’t going to talk to her until the next time I saw her. You couldn’t call her house, her daddy was gone answer the phone 😁🤣😂No call waiting… nothing. You had to hold her attention until the next time you saw her. Songs used to be so sweet, you used music to tell a woman how you felt about her.
BUT NOW… the lyrics… man… y’all don’t know nothing about music.
I snuck into my first concert when I was 15 years old 😁🤣😂I rode my bicycle to Leo’s Casino in Cleveland. I crawled in the basement and watched the OJays.
I should start a YouTube channel dedicated to old school music. ‘Average White Band’ was the first white band to play live on Soul Train, nobody played live on Soul Train! This group has so much soul.
How many of you remember the 10-way suit growing up?? 😂😁🤣You could reverse the vest, with the pants, and turn the jacket inside out. Man, I was sharp! Don’t act like I’m the only one who’s parents bought this reversible suit from Sears for their kids at Easter time. 😂😁🤣Well, I loved suits so much as a kid I stole one from a suit store. You know I couldn’t get this past, my parents. Watch what happens next.
Everyone wants to know about the Kings of Comedy, if we will ever come back. You know, things will never be the same without Bernie Mac. I like the idea of a documentary, about the years we toured, real stories behind all the crazy stuff we did backstage. 🤣😂😁
Here’s a crazy story about us smoking cigars and getting fined $7,500 by the fire department for smoking inside. You will never guess what happened when the Fire Marshall showed up one night in Buffalo, New York and asked Bernie to explain our arrangement with the promoters for smoking inside. 🤣😂😁