Man, if you think what you see on TV is funny you should be behind-the-scenes ????????????This lady in the audience laughed so hard, she lifted up her wig, patted her forehead, and sat her wig back down ????????
Watch this Family Feud moment when a woman spent 22 minutes going back in forth with me over her answer “Nana” to the question “Name another word for mother.”
Would I shave for $10,000,000? Hell yeah ????????????right in front of you. I mean I ain’t gone be cute but for $10,000,000.
Would I rather go to the future or the past? Black people don’t like to go to the past. ????????????NEXT.
My brother gave me advice on how to talk to girls. See part one now and part two on Dec. 13
You’ll never see the family I was born with on national TV, I can’t expose them to that ????????????I’m talking about my sisters and brothers. Y’all would feel way different about me if you met my real family. I mean, they are wonderful people, NOT for TV ????????????
My brother can’t formulate a sentence without cussing. EVER…EVER… watch what happened when we were in church with father back in the day.
Somebody asked me why I quit boxing. I didn’t quit boxing, a Puerto Rican guy stopped me from boxing. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE ????????????I didn’t stop. He hit me so hard, not only did I not know who I was or where I was. I thought I was a white girl ????????????????
Bad grammar and cussing is all I got for you, I mean really doe… I don’t use proper grammar or substitute cuss words like “sugar honey ice tea” ????????????????
I asked Joshua and Chaz to help me tell some of my life stories. This one is about some of the challenges in my life, I call it dirt. When you get some dirt on you, use it like fertilizer and grow from it. Being successful ain’t easy, but just like an oak tree that grows from an acorn – get used to the dirt… that’s what it takes to be an oak tree. That’s what it takes to be successful.
Check out more of their work here: www.drawnoutjosh.com/ and here: www.chazbottoms.com. Hit me up in the comments and let me know what you think.
I met Joshua at a Family Feud taping with his mom. During breaks, I take Rapid Fire questions from my audience. His mom asked me “What advice do you have for a SCAD graduate?” He probably expected me to say something like… work hard and network… but instead, I gave him an opportunity to work with my team after I found out that he studied animation. Joshua’s partner’s name is Chaz – check out the first episode. My first kiss!
My grandkids always asking for something I ain’t got!! They asking for a snow man for Christmas, there’s no snow in Los Angeles ????????????Quit asking for stuff I have to bring in!
A dude asked me for an autograph in the bathroom once and a picture. Then he wanted to shake my hand. BRUH. ????????????
I have a set of twins, my daughters graduated from Ohio State. I’ll tell you how cheap I was… I went to the school and asked for a discount ????Can I get 15% off? I’m bringing two kids ????????The school said no, I flipped a coin and told my daughters… heads, you go… tales you go.. They start crying talking about I thought we were going to school together. I SAID YOU IDENTICAL TWINS, you go to class one day… you go the next ????????????I can’t do it!
***SPOTLIGHT WINNERS***
Thank you to all who participated in the Steve Harvey Stand Up Spotlight Competition. There were so many great comedians. It blew me away.
To the Grand Prize winner, Ken Miller — Congratulations! I’m looking forward to meeting you, man.
The People’s Choice Award winner joined the competition from Zimbabwe. Congratulations, Long John. You were funny and you have great stage presence. Keep it up, champ.
I didn’t want my grandkids to call me papa, I wanted them to call me BIG PIMPN’ ????????????
“Am I hurting my chances in the dating game by not giving anyone a chance?” When you was writing the question… Did you read it back to yourself? ????????????Did you not answer the question while you were writing the question ????????????
Am I hosting Miss Universe again? What’s my routine before performing? What’s my go-to drink?
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