I said, all you need for Valentine’s Day…
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I have all my dream cars now EXCEPT a 1957 Chevy Bel Air, which I was going to get, but my wife… ????????????Well, former First Lady, Michelle Obama sent an invite to her birthday party and it happened to be the same night I was going to the auction to buy my dream car. You know what happened, we went to the party and I didn’t get my dream car BUT somehow Dr. Phil ends up with it!
My Dream Car | Steve Harvey Stories
I have all my dream cars now EXCEPT a 1957[...]My Daddy was one of the top cussers in the country. Top 5 cussers of all time ???????????? My father taught me how to cuss, I’ve been cussin’ since I was 4 years old. Well… I got a lot of whoopins for cussin’, now I make a lot of money for cussin’.
Watch what happen when my Momma’s church friends came over for bible study ????????????
My Daddy Had a Mouth on Him!
My Daddy was one of the top cussers in the[...]My father would have friends over and play comedy records back in the day. I memorized Rudy Ray More aka Dolemite’s ‘The Signifying Monkey’ when I was 10 ????????????If you know old school comedy records, you know I ain’t had no business because it was all cussing! Well my mother bought be a tape recorder one year and one Sunday she had some church ladies over… Well, you get the picture ???????????? Watch how it all went down.
You Will Never Guess What My First Comedy Routine Was
My father would have friends over and play comedy records[...]We let cool go out of style, when I was growing up the thing was to be cool. That’s all we wanted to be, just some cool dudes. Now, everybody is hard instead of cool. Everybody was happy on Album covers back in the day, look at the CD covers now ???????????? Dance moves was cool, now they just stand there acting hard.????????????
We Let Cool Go Out of Style
We let cool go out of style, when I was[...]Just wait for it ????????????It’s something really wrong with Lou Young! Did he say, I will take this mustache off?
Lou Young Miss Universe | WHAT????
Just wait for it ????????????It's something really wrong with Lou[...]If you’re going laugh every day, you’re going to laugh at some stuff you ain’t supposed to. Let me give you an example if you are walking down the street and you see someone falling down the steps. You don’t know them, people, ????????if God turns your head and lets you see them fall down the steps… God wrote that joke for you ????????????gone and laugh!!
Do You Ever Laugh When You Shouldn’t? Hell Yeah! I Laugh Every Day!
If you're going laugh every day, you're going to laugh[...]I used to box growing up, I’ve told my sons about it. My son Jason decided to take boxing lessons when he was bout 16. That was cool until he tried to show off in front of his girlfriend at the time. I’ve always told my sons, I’m the heavyweight champ of this house. Title shots are available 24/7. Whenever you think you can whoop me, let’s go. He tried it ????????????
Harvey vs. Harvey There’s Only One Heavyweight Champ In My House! | Steve Harvey Stories
I used to box growing up, I've told my sons[...]An audience member thought it was a good idea to bring his wife to one of my tapings and ask me “how do I tell my wife that she’s not a good cook?” I told him he’s such a stupid husband ????????????
Am I good with tech? Waffles or pancakes? Has age made things more difficult for me?
How Do I Tell My Wife That She’s Not A Good Cook? I Got An Answer For That!
An audience member thought it was a good idea to[...]Why am I not in the Hollywood Wax Museum? They don’t have enough wax for my lips ????????????They got no way to hold these lips on my head!!
I get Rapid Fire questions from my Family Feud audience during commercial breaks. I get some crazy questions, so they get some crazy answers ????????
