My momma said, “you can’t come in here and ask the Lord for nothing and don’t dress up for God.” Hey, dressing up ain’t really got nothing to do with that but.. that was her philosophy … I feel strange if I’m not dressed up. A lot of people felt like that back in the day. BUT NOW.. all that’s changed ????????????See what they’re doing now, watch this.
Here we go again… ????????????
This is not a drill.
Every man should go at least twice ????????????Once to get it out your system, twice to enjoy ????????????After that stay out of strip clubs!
I said, all you need for Valentine’s Day…
I have all my dream cars now EXCEPT a 1957 Chevy Bel Air, which I was going to get, but my wife… ????????????Well, former First Lady, Michelle Obama sent an invite to her birthday party and it happened to be the same night I was going to the auction to buy my dream car. You know what happened, we went to the party and I didn’t get my dream car BUT somehow Dr. Phil ends up with it!
My Daddy was one of the top cussers in the country. Top 5 cussers of all time ???????????? My father taught me how to cuss, I’ve been cussin’ since I was 4 years old. Well… I got a lot of whoopins for cussin’, now I make a lot of money for cussin’.
Watch what happen when my Momma’s church friends came over for bible study ????????????
My father would have friends over and play comedy records back in the day. I memorized Rudy Ray More aka Dolemite’s ‘The Signifying Monkey’ when I was 10 ????????????If you know old school comedy records, you know I ain’t had no business because it was all cussing! Well my mother bought be a tape recorder one year and one Sunday she had some church ladies over… Well, you get the picture ???????????? Watch how it all went down.
We let cool go out of style, when I was growing up the thing was to be cool. That’s all we wanted to be, just some cool dudes. Now, everybody is hard instead of cool. Everybody was happy on Album covers back in the day, look at the CD covers now ???????????? Dance moves was cool, now they just stand there acting hard.????????????
Just wait for it ????????????It’s something really wrong with Lou Young! Did he say, I will take this mustache off?
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