My daughter texts me WYD… I look at my phone, I’m like what is a whattie? ????????????I didn’t know what that was, all I could think about was all the money I spent on private school and my daughter can’t even spell ????????????I found out what it meant… What the hell you mean, what am I doing? I’M AT WORK ????????????Stop texting me in the middle of the day! I’m WORKING!!
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Oh, we met like once and now he’s ripping off all my shows ????
Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing on my stage???
What in the ENTIRE HELL is going on here?
He really thinks he’s me ????????????
#repost Lou Young III aka Shleve Harvey aka #SteveHarvey Episode 3???????? “That Man Ain’t Ready For No Relation-SHIP‼️” ????????????
The first time I met Richard Pryor he poked me in my ass with the butt end of a butter knife ????????????He said, “You just gonna stand your ass in my face?”
Why I don’t kiss contestants like Richard Dawson? Because they have new diseases now ????????????Yup, when Richard Dawson was hosting this show penicillin killed everything.
Check out these crazy Rapid Fire questions from my audience and my answers!
A lot of people ask how did I go from radio to TV. Well, radio almost didn’t happen ????????????and my man Cedric The Entertainer and I did ‘The Steve Harvey Show’ back in the ’90s together.
They say I’m the hardest working man in show business but believe it or not… I can’t even get a bottle of water ???????????? I love my crew but you be the judge about how they feel about me based on this bottle of water. ????????????
It’s bad if your lover dumps you… It’s worse if they do WHAT right after they dump you???
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