I started this at the beginning of the year. I had some serious workout goals. I even brought my crew out with me. This was supposed to be a workout, but it looks like we was getting worked ????????????
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I started this at the beginning of the year. I had some serious workout goals. I even brought my crew out with me. This was supposed to be a workout, but it looks like we was getting worked ????????????
Name something Colonel Sanders likes to put on his chicken and his lover…
Name the first thing Steve Harvey would remove if he were in a game of strip poker…
“Steve Harvey for President.” I appreciate that but I’ve already told you I ain’t gonna pass the background check ????????????
By the time they start digging up my past… ????????????Ain’t no way in hell you are going to vote for me! If you pull my school transcripts we are going to have a problem, if you pull my credit score, we are going to have a problem. We got another problem, I’ve had 4 social security numbers ????????????
Yeah, I’d rather not run for president… it ain’t gone work out for me.
You should already know where this is going by the title ???????????? ‘My daughter’s first date.’ This guy is probably still scared of me and this was her junior prom ????????????Guess what I told him …
When I’m off camera I tell the jokes I want to tell, well in this case… I’m on camera ????????????Don’t DM me, don’t write me, don’t comment below talking about this joke ain’t politically correct ????????????
Name something grandma starts doing that might make grandpa turn off his hearing aid…
How many of you remember the 10-way suit growing up?? ????????????You could reverse the vest, with the pants, and turn the jacket inside out. Man, I was sharp! Don’t act like I’m the only one who’s parents bought this reversible suit from Sears for their kids at Easter time. ????????????Well, I loved suits so much as a kid I stole one from a suit store. You know I couldn’t get this past, my parents. Watch what happens next.
I’ve tried to stop cussing, I really have… ????????I just can’t find any substitute words.
Rapid fire questions from my Family Feud audience! During commercial breaks, I take the most random questions and answer. This episode I answer questions about who has impressed me the most recently, the Miss Universe situation, the first time I refused to eat food (pig feet) as a kid, and how do I approach the mirror after getting out of the shower.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS RANDOM!!! ????????????