You’ll never see the family I was born with on national TV, I can’t expose them to that ????????????I’m talking about my sisters and brothers. Y’all would feel way different about me if you met my real family. I mean, they are wonderful people, NOT for TV ????????????
My brother can’t formulate a sentence without cussing. EVER…EVER… watch what happened when we were in church with father back in the day.
Somebody asked me why I quit boxing. I didn’t quit boxing, a Puerto Rican guy stopped me from boxing. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE ????????????I didn’t stop. He hit me so hard, not only did I not know who I was or where I was. I thought I was a white girl ????????????????
Bad grammar and cussing is all I got for you, I mean really doe… I don’t use proper grammar or substitute cuss words like “sugar honey ice tea” ????????????????
My grandkids always asking for something I ain’t got!! They asking for a snow man for Christmas, there’s no snow in Los Angeles ????????????Quit asking for stuff I have to bring in!
A dude asked me for an autograph in the bathroom once and a picture. Then he wanted to shake my hand. BRUH. ????????????
I didn’t want my grandkids to call me papa, I wanted them to call me BIG PIMPN’ ????????????
“Am I hurting my chances in the dating game by not giving anyone a chance?” When you was writing the question… Did you read it back to yourself? ????????????Did you not answer the question while you were writing the question ????????????
Am I hosting Miss Universe again? What’s my routine before performing? What’s my go-to drink?
Remember when I had a flat top? Do I miss it? Well.. it would have a hole in it right now if I did ????????????
My favorite comics growing up?
Are my kids vegan? Well one of my grandsons was a vegan until I gave him some bacon ????????????
Oh, we met like once and now he’s ripping off all my shows ????
The first time I met Richard Pryor he poked me in my ass with the butt end of a butter knife ????????????He said, “You just gonna stand your ass in my face?”
Why I don’t kiss contestants like Richard Dawson? Because they have new diseases now ????????????Yup, when Richard Dawson was hosting this show penicillin killed everything.
Check out these crazy Rapid Fire questions from my audience and my answers!
Do I ever go to the store? Yeah, my favorite store is Super Walmart. I like to go around 2:00 AM when I think no one is in there ????????????Let me tell you what happened the last time ???????????? Do I believe in ghosts? Do I use castor oil on my mustache? Check out these crazy Rapid Fire questions and my answers!
What superhero would I be? I’d be a Black Panther ????????????At least I’m halfway there now! Might not be fast no more but I’ve been black 62 years ????????????
What’s the most difficult audience question I’ve had? A guy asked what’s the hardest thing about having money? Biggie Smalls had a song out that said “mo money mo problems.” It’s true because you really don’t get any training for it. You have a lot of problems when you have a lot of money… He said LET’S SWITCH ????????????
Do I visit fast-food restaurants? Sometimes I just want to be regular ????????????I just want to eat Carl’s Junior sometimes… I tried that one night and that didn’t go how I expected to go ????????????
Rapid fire questions from my Family Feud audience! During commercial breaks, I take the most random questions and answer.
This episode I answer a bunch of crazy questions that you won’t believe people asked ????????????
Do I like Mac & Cheese? My doctor recently took me off of gluten, I ended up on a rant about gluten-free foods. I had gluten-free mac & cheese, one-word tri-fuh-ling!! ????????????
What game shows do I like? I got sick once and watched Jeopardy for two weeks straight and never got a single answer right ????????????
Why do Omegas go crazy over the song ‘Atomic Dog?’ I don’t know what to tell you, it is what it is ????????????
What movies do I like? I love ‘Brave Heart.’ I like gangster movies, Godfather 1, 2, and 3 is big for me. ‘American Gangster,’ ‘Training Day,’ ‘Heat,’ ‘Casino’… I like hood movies. The best comedy movie ever is ‘Coming to America.’ The most laughs I’ve ever had watching a movie. ????????
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