We asked 100 married men… When your wife asks if you think her new girlfriend is pretty, what do you say?
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We asked 100 married men… When your wife asks if you think her new girlfriend is pretty, what do you say?
Oh, we met like once and now he’s ripping off all my shows ????
“God blesses you to become a blessing.” I did it without an education, I did it without anybody’s money… All I did was identify my gift, I worked, I wrote all of my visions down. I read them every morning and every night. Talk to God, these are the keys to success.
Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing on my stage???
What in the ENTIRE HELL is going on here?
He really thinks he’s me ????????????
#repost Lou Young III aka Shleve Harvey aka #SteveHarvey Episode 3???????? “That Man Ain’t Ready For No Relation-SHIP‼️” ????????????
When I was young, I didn’t understand my gift. I would get in trouble all the time ????????????I stayed in the principal’s office! You know how many times my momma had me prayed for??? Do you know how many Preachers my momma had to lay hands on me??? ????????????
There is no school for comedy, you can’t take a class and come out funny. This is the one gift that you have to purely be born with. All of you are gifted, God never made a person he didn’t give a gift to. You just have to figure it out.
I keep telling my kids “STOP LEAVING YOUR KIDS OVER HERE” ????????One of my grandkids wanted to watch cartoons, I wanted to watch SportsCenter. You should’ve seen me trying to tell her that it was a commercial after watching highlights for 20 minutes ????????????I just be lying to them, my wife gets so mad.
The first time I met Richard Pryor he poked me in my ass with the butt end of a butter knife ????????????He said, “You just gonna stand your ass in my face?”
Why I don’t kiss contestants like Richard Dawson? Because they have new diseases now ????????????Yup, when Richard Dawson was hosting this show penicillin killed everything.
Check out these crazy Rapid Fire questions from my audience and my answers!
What you put out is what you get back… If you wake up every day and say “Thank you. I sure appreciate you, Lord. Thank you for waking me up. Today, I expect to have another great day.”
That’s one step towards the next level! There are two sides, you choose: positive or negative.