Do I ever go to the store? Yeah, my favorite store is Super Walmart. I like to go around 2:00 AM when I think no one is in there ????????????Let me tell you what happened the last time ???????????? Do I believe in ghosts? Do I use castor oil on my mustache? Check out these crazy Rapid Fire questions and my answers!
They say I’m the hardest working man in show business but believe it or not… I can’t even get a bottle of water ???????????? I love my crew but you be the judge about how they feel about me based on this bottle of water. ????????????
What superhero would I be? I’d be a Black Panther ????????????At least I’m halfway there now! Might not be fast no more but I’ve been black 62 years ????????????
What’s the most difficult audience question I’ve had? A guy asked what’s the hardest thing about having money? Biggie Smalls had a song out that said “mo money mo problems.” It’s true because you really don’t get any training for it. You have a lot of problems when you have a lot of money… He said LET’S SWITCH ????????????
Do I visit fast-food restaurants? Sometimes I just want to be regular ????????????I just want to eat Carl’s Junior sometimes… I tried that one night and that didn’t go how I expected to go ????????????
It’s bad if your lover dumps you… It’s worse if they do WHAT right after they dump you???
We used to go to clubs and “slow dance.” In the hood, you could play 4 fast records in a row. If there was a 5th… we was at the DJ Booth like “my man it’s women up in here, we got to get close.”
We didn’t have cell phones back in the day ????????????This is how you got close to a girl. I couldn’t text her, you wasn’t going to talk to her until the next time I saw her. You couldn’t call her house, her daddy was gone answer the phone ????????????No call waiting… nothing. You had to hold her attention until the next time you saw her. Songs used to be so sweet, you used music to tell a woman how you felt about her.
BUT NOW… the lyrics… man… y’all don’t know nothing about music.
I snuck into my first concert when I was 15 years old ????????????I rode my bicycle to Leo’s Casino in Cleveland. I crawled in the basement and watched the OJays.
I should start a YouTube channel dedicated to old school music. ‘Average White Band’ was the first white band to play live on Soul Train, nobody played live on Soul Train! This group has so much soul.
Name something Colonel Sanders likes to put on his chicken and his lover…
Rapid fire questions from my Family Feud audience! During commercial breaks, I take the most random questions and answer.
This episode I answer a bunch of crazy questions that you won’t believe people asked ????????????
Do I like Mac & Cheese? My doctor recently took me off of gluten, I ended up on a rant about gluten-free foods. I had gluten-free mac & cheese, one-word tri-fuh-ling!! ????????????
What game shows do I like? I got sick once and watched Jeopardy for two weeks straight and never got a single answer right ????????????
Why do Omegas go crazy over the song ‘Atomic Dog?’ I don’t know what to tell you, it is what it is ????????????
What movies do I like? I love ‘Brave Heart.’ I like gangster movies, Godfather 1, 2, and 3 is big for me. ‘American Gangster,’ ‘Training Day,’ ‘Heat,’ ‘Casino’… I like hood movies. The best comedy movie ever is ‘Coming to America.’ The most laughs I’ve ever had watching a movie. ????????
Name the first thing Steve Harvey would remove if he were in a game of strip poker…
Here’s an S word that describes my WIFE…
“Steve Harvey for President.” I appreciate that but I’ve already told you I ain’t gonna pass the background check ????????????
By the time they start digging up my past… ????????????Ain’t no way in hell you are going to vote for me! If you pull my school transcripts we are going to have a problem, if you pull my credit score, we are going to have a problem. We got another problem, I’ve had 4 social security numbers ????????????
Yeah, I’d rather not run for president… it ain’t gone work out for me.
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