Why am I not in the Hollywood Wax Museum? They don’t have enough wax for my lips ????????????They got no way to hold these lips on my head!!
I get Rapid Fire questions from my Family Feud audience during commercial breaks. I get some crazy questions, so they get some crazy answers ????????
“Work hard, and dress up, cause you ain’t cute,” my momma told me when I was 9, “baby, get out the mirror and stay out the mirror. We don’t have attractive men in the family. Now you’re going to be alright but not cute.”
You can’t keep Steve down! He’s back on his stage with the show you love, and now it’s exclusively on Facebook Watch.
Watch here: https://www.facebook.com/pg/SteveHarveytv/videos
You can’t be afraid to reinvent yourself. Every 10 years I do something different, I flip the script some kind of way. You’re going to have to flip the script in 2020. God has given me a life far beyond anything I’ve ever dreamed about. He can do the same for you, just ask him for it.
Here’s a look at my decade. Just remember if you make a mistake, get up and keep going. Write your visions and “Jump” in 2020. There’s so much more waiting for you in life!
I get a lot of crazy questions during commercial breaks from my Family Feud audiences. Here are my top 10! ????????????Let me know what you think in the comments.
Man, if you think what you see on TV is funny you should be behind-the-scenes ????????????This lady in the audience laughed so hard, she lifted up her wig, patted her forehead, and sat her wig back down ????????
Watch this Family Feud moment when a woman spent 22 minutes going back in forth with me over her answer “Nana” to the question “Name another word for mother.”
Would I shave for $10,000,000? Hell yeah ????????????right in front of you. I mean I ain’t gone be cute but for $10,000,000.
Would I rather go to the future or the past? Black people don’t like to go to the past. ????????????NEXT.
You’ll never see the family I was born with on national TV, I can’t expose them to that ????????????I’m talking about my sisters and brothers. Y’all would feel way different about me if you met my real family. I mean, they are wonderful people, NOT for TV ????????????
My brother can’t formulate a sentence without cussing. EVER…EVER… watch what happened when we were in church with father back in the day.
Somebody asked me why I quit boxing. I didn’t quit boxing, a Puerto Rican guy stopped me from boxing. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE ????????????I didn’t stop. He hit me so hard, not only did I not know who I was or where I was. I thought I was a white girl ????????????????
Bad grammar and cussing is all I got for you, I mean really doe… I don’t use proper grammar or substitute cuss words like “sugar honey ice tea” ????????????????
My daughter texts me WYD… I look at my phone, I’m like what is a whattie? ????????????I didn’t know what that was, all I could think about was all the money I spent on private school and my daughter can’t even spell ????????????I found out what it meant… What the hell you mean, what am I doing? I’M AT WORK ????????????Stop texting me in the middle of the day! I’m WORKING!!
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