***SPOTLIGHT WINNERS***
Thank you to all who participated in the Steve Harvey Stand Up Spotlight Competition. There were so many great comedians. It blew me away.
To the Grand Prize winner, Ken Miller — Congratulations! I’m looking forward to meeting you, man.
The People’s Choice Award winner joined the competition from Zimbabwe. Congratulations, Long John. You were funny and you have great stage presence. Keep it up, champ.
I asked Joshua and Chaz to help me tell some of my life stories. This one is about my first kiss ????????????
I met Joshua at a Family Feud taping with his mom. During breaks, I take Rapid Fire questions from my audience. His mom asked me “What advice do you have for a SCAD graduate?” He probably expected me to say something like… work hard and network… but instead, I gave him an opportunity to work with my team after I found out that he studied animation. Joshua’s partner’s name is Chaz – check out the first episode. My first kiss!
Check out more of their work here: www.drawnoutjosh.com/ and here: chazbottoms.com. Hit me up in the comments and let me know what you think.
Must-see moment! Andre gives a show-stopping answer in Fast Money! Can the Martin family recover to win that all-important $20,000? Find out!
We asked 100 married men… When your wife asks if you think her new girlfriend is pretty, what do you say?
A lot of people ask how did I go from radio to TV. Well, radio almost didn’t happen ????????????and my man Cedric The Entertainer and I did ‘The Steve Harvey Show’ back in the ’90s together.
They say I’m the hardest working man in show business but believe it or not… I can’t even get a bottle of water ???????????? I love my crew but you be the judge about how they feel about me based on this bottle of water. ????????????
What superhero would I be? I’d be a Black Panther ????????????At least I’m halfway there now! Might not be fast no more but I’ve been black 62 years ????????????
What’s the most difficult audience question I’ve had? A guy asked what’s the hardest thing about having money? Biggie Smalls had a song out that said “mo money mo problems.” It’s true because you really don’t get any training for it. You have a lot of problems when you have a lot of money… He said LET’S SWITCH ????????????
Do I visit fast-food restaurants? Sometimes I just want to be regular ????????????I just want to eat Carl’s Junior sometimes… I tried that one night and that didn’t go how I expected to go ????????????
It’s bad if your lover dumps you… It’s worse if they do WHAT right after they dump you???
Name something Colonel Sanders likes to put on his chicken and his lover…
“Steve Harvey for President.” I appreciate that but I’ve already told you I ain’t gonna pass the background check ????????????
By the time they start digging up my past… ????????????Ain’t no way in hell you are going to vote for me! If you pull my school transcripts we are going to have a problem, if you pull my credit score, we are going to have a problem. We got another problem, I’ve had 4 social security numbers ????????????
Yeah, I’d rather not run for president… it ain’t gone work out for me.
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