A lot of people ask how did I go from radio to TV. Well, radio almost didn’t happen ????????????and my man Cedric The Entertainer and I did ‘The Steve Harvey Show’ back in the ’90s together.
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A lot of people ask how did I go from radio to TV. Well, radio almost didn’t happen ????????????and my man Cedric The Entertainer and I did ‘The Steve Harvey Show’ back in the ’90s together.
They say I’m the hardest working man in show business but believe it or not… I can’t even get a bottle of water ???????????? I love my crew but you be the judge about how they feel about me based on this bottle of water. ????????????
We used to go to clubs and “slow dance.” In the hood, you could play 4 fast records in a row. If there was a 5th… we was at the DJ Booth like “my man it’s women up in here, we got to get close.”
We didn’t have cell phones back in the day ????????????This is how you got close to a girl. I couldn’t text her, you wasn’t going to talk to her until the next time I saw her. You couldn’t call her house, her daddy was gone answer the phone ????????????No call waiting… nothing. You had to hold her attention until the next time you saw her. Songs used to be so sweet, you used music to tell a woman how you felt about her.
BUT NOW… the lyrics… man… y’all don’t know nothing about music.
I snuck into my first concert when I was 15 years old ????????????I rode my bicycle to Leo’s Casino in Cleveland. I crawled in the basement and watched the OJays.
I should start a YouTube channel dedicated to old school music. ‘Average White Band’ was the first white band to play live on Soul Train, nobody played live on Soul Train! This group has so much soul.
“Steve Harvey for President.” I appreciate that but I’ve already told you I ain’t gonna pass the background check ????????????
By the time they start digging up my past… ????????????Ain’t no way in hell you are going to vote for me! If you pull my school transcripts we are going to have a problem, if you pull my credit score, we are going to have a problem. We got another problem, I’ve had 4 social security numbers ????????????
Yeah, I’d rather not run for president… it ain’t gone work out for me.
You should already know where this is going by the title ???????????? ‘My daughter’s first date.’ This guy is probably still scared of me and this was her junior prom ????????????Guess what I told him …
My wife told me to watch my mouth around the grandkids. I guess I should’ve listened to Marjorie ????????????My grandson Noah tried to repeat a cussword after hearing me on the phone but he left out a few letters ????????????
I tried to stop cussing at the beginning of the year, my teeth started hurting, I had headaches… man cussing ain’t for everybody, I respect that but there are just cuss appropriate moments!
How many of you remember the 10-way suit growing up?? ????????????You could reverse the vest, with the pants, and turn the jacket inside out. Man, I was sharp! Don’t act like I’m the only one who’s parents bought this reversible suit from Sears for their kids at Easter time. ????????????Well, I loved suits so much as a kid I stole one from a suit store. You know I couldn’t get this past, my parents. Watch what happens next.
When this made headlines, I couldn’t believe it. In high school, my graduating class was 695 people. I graduated 690. ????????????No one obviously took tests for me, my Momma didn’t have money for that!
Everyone wants to know about the Kings of Comedy, if we will ever come back. You know, things will never be the same without Bernie Mac. I like the idea of a documentary, about the years we toured, real stories behind all the crazy stuff we did backstage. ????????????
Here’s a crazy story about us smoking cigars and getting fined $7,500 by the fire department for smoking inside. You will never guess what happened when the Fire Marshall showed up one night in Buffalo, New York and asked Bernie to explain our arrangement with the promoters for smoking inside. ????????????
Here’s the story of how I got the ‘Family Feud’ gig. It almost didn’t happen, this is a really funny story. It’s really obvious the way I ask and respond to the questions and treat the contestants on the show is completely opposite of the last host. The truth is I say is exactly what Y’all are thinking at the house. Someone gives a crazy answer, I call it out as crazy ????????????You know some of these responses are just too crazy “ain’t no way in hell” it’s on the board ❌❌❌????????????